I got it by high fiving questionable hands. Seriously, black adidas sneakers? Is there any more to this story. I probably high fived a thousand people that night in San Francisco. They made me take a day off of work after that whole series. I shaved my head, I had pink eye, hadn’t shaved in three days, I smelled like booze. Take care of whatever this is. This is so good, I’m telling you, peanut butter. So are Meg’s blogs going to count for Meg or for Rich. I hope Meg.
Melanie is doing questionable things with the knife and talking about the devil. Show’s not over till October thirty-first. This office is going to get awfully quiet without adidas originals men’s superstar ll sneaker.
I don’t know if you noticed but I wore these jeans yesterday and the day before, and the day before? No these are fresh start of the work week jeans.
Have you heard of Ello? It’s like the anti-facebook. Porngraphic photos and unfiltered content, users don’t even have to sign up with their real names. Oh, Phil says, it’s one of those websites. Kind of like a cargo collecting…wait, what happens if you click on that link?
I don’t think I’m hip enough. Oh Phil don’t worry you are so hip.
I just tried to freshen this face up, maybe it’s because you’ve been watching those beauty blogs. Melanie is writing mean things about me I can tell for sure. She won’t look at me. This means war. These people are the weirdest people ever. They are also the most hilarious people ever. It doesn’t have anything on the keys, stenographers, how do they type so fast. It would be much more reliable just to record everything. We have the technology. I wonder how many court stenographers are out of a job. Scribes, she said, that’s what they called them in jesus time.